GO SEE THIS SHOW IF YOU CAN!!!

I saw Tim and Eric's Awesome Tour 09' last night. The venue was packed and I snagged a spot a the front of the stage. I spent 30 bucks on the tickets, and I was a little leary about it. I mean, I love Tim and Eric, but THIRTY BUCKS?!?!??

YOU. WILL. NOT. BE. DISAPPOINTED.

You think I am after spending the money to hear two guys jump around in spandex jumpsuits singing "DIARRHEA" and get hit in the head with a hammer by a guy dressed up like a Dutch person? NOPE. That pretty much sums it up.

The only downside was the freaking weather. I drove though an unplowed Buffalo with my car swerving all over the place. Then I walked through two foot snow drifts to the Town Ballroom, which is a venue I always hated anyway. But that's besides the point. If you watch any of Tim and Eric, I highly recommend you catch this when it comes your way.

The Official Music List

There's one type of comment that I receive more often than not: the music request. Well, I offered a link, but here is an ongoing list for ALL of my videos.

Here we go, in order of appearance:

ZOMBIE HAPPY FUN TIME
1. "Wake Up" - Lazytown
2. "Invention in B minor" - Wendy Carlos (theme)
3. "Balla Da Li" by Boomboxx
4. "Goldmember" - Austin Powers Soundtrack
5. "Overdose" - DJ Tomcraft
6. "Summer's Cake" - John Swihart
7. "Triage at Dawn" - Kelly Bailey (this is the sad suicide song)
8. "Nine to Five" - Dolly Parton

ZOMBIE HAPPY FUN TIME 2: EPIC VERSION
1. "Air on the G String" - Wendy Carlos
2. "Star Wars Theme" - John Williams
3. "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring" - Wendy Carlos
4. "Katamari on the Rocks" - Katamari Damacy Soundtrack
5. "Rise" - Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
6. "Cooking by the Book" - Lazy Town
7. "Born to be Wild" - The Moog Cookbook
8. "Dancing in the show tonight" - Ween
9. "Don't You Forget About Me" - Simple Minds

ZOMBIE HAPPY FUN TIME PART TRES
1. "Rock n' Roll McDonalds" - Wesley Willis
2. "Heute Ist Mein Tag" - Blumchen
3. "Bleed it Out" - Linkin Park
4. "Rockit" - Herbie Hancock
5. "Happy Days" - Happy Days

ZOMBIE HAPPY FUN TIME 3.5: LEARNING GMOD WITH ZOMBIE
1. "Hamster Dance"
2. "Cars" - Gary Numan
3. "Mexican Hat Dance"
4. "Bidibodi Bidibidu" - Bubbles
5. "Beautiful Star" - Katamari Damacy
6. "Push It" - Salt N' Pepa
7. "Have you ever" - Lazy Town
8. "Pool Party" - Aquabats
9. "Step by Step" - Lazy Town

ZOMBIE HAPPY FUN TIME 4: HOLY CRAP IT'S LONG
1. "Overworld" - Super Mario
2. "Love My Way" - The Psychedelic Furs
3. "Brenn Di Ega Kjerke" - Black Strobe
4. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" - Choralseptic
5. "Won't Get Fooled Again" - The Who
6. "So Long and Thanks for all the Fish" - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
7. "Speedy Speed Boy" - Inital D

ZOMBIE HAPPY FUN TIME 5: SUPER ZOMBIE PICKLE CHEESE
1. "Eve of the War" - Jeff Wayne
2. "What's This" - Nightmare Before Christmas
3. "Popcorn" - Hot Butter
4. "Doctor Who Theme"
5. "Metal Skin" - Thermostatic
6. "Money and Hoes" - Blood on the Dancefloor
7. "Rugrats Theme"
8. "Private Machine" - Thermostatic

ZOMBIE HAPPY FUN TIME 6: ZOMBIE FUNPOCALYPSE
1. "Somebody's Watchin' Me" - Rockwell feat. Mysto
2. "Comin Home" - Cheeseburger
3. "Heat" - Mirrors Edge
4. "Fox Goes To Japan In Order To Meet Other Ninja Foxes In The Tribe Of Hokkaido" - Slagsmalsklubben
5. "Breakfast Machine" - Pee Wee Herman Soundtrack
6. "Slow Ride" - Foghat
7. "Katamaresort" - Katamari Damacy
8. "666 nori 777" - Hellsing Soundtrack
9. "For What it's Worth" - Buffalo Springfield
10. "Paper Planes" - M.I.A.
11. "Dave's Theme" - Maniac Mansion
12. "Colbert Intro" - Colbert Report
13. "The Universe Song" - Monty Python Sings

That should clear some things up.

Where the SHIT are the new posts?

Ummm... in case you've wondered about my absence, I've been busy. I just released ZHFT:6, so if you haven't seen it yet, mosey on over to YouTube and check it out.

All that aside, I've been away? Where? On a freaking cruise. I wen to Mexico and got hassled by the Mexicans there. I also went to Guatemala and Belize, so it was an eventful trip. Here's a fun fact about Guatemala: the crime rate is low, because of vigilantism. Once a man killed his wife there so the townspeople dragged him out of his house and lit him on fire.

One word: AWESOME! Also, the Guatemalans are allowed 500 rounds of ammo a week because they have to protect themselves from animals that invade their homes. In Belize we took a crazy ass bus ride through the mountains and I was going to puke my mixture of tacos and pineapple soda all over the place.


We saw these mean birds. They were pretty, but also pretty mean. The one on the right kept biting the crap out of the other one.

Anyway, I need some time to recuperate and work on TF2:HFT. You guys have been awesome and I appreciate the support! I plan on releasing #7 in the near future, and either #7 or #8 will be the LAST ZHFT. I know, I know, but it was a good run, and we had a lot of fun. Remember... if I get enough positive feedback and ass-kissing, I will continue after that, so feed my ego, guys.

Stay tuned, more news and updates are remaining.